10 Things I hate about you

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By: Gertrude

1. The buttons / Lederhosen Combo. Come on, who wears that anymore!

2. The insipid over-confident grin, just want to wipe that off your face

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3. The stupid sexy Christmas jumper you wore last year

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4. Your cheerful attitude no matter who just died on my favourite TV show

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5. The ‘hilarious’ practical jokes you play on people all the time

6. The way you made me feel like we were gonna have the perfect gingerbread family, and then I saw you cozy up to Fizzy from Accounting in the oven. “But Honey, I was just on the wrong tray at the wrong time, I swear she was totally rising onto me”

7. The complacency with which you have just accepted your Dad-bod

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8. The embarrassing seasonal novelty hats

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9.  The fact that you take hours in the bathroom on hell knows what


10. I mean - the dancing


And yet. There is just something about you silly little man that I just can’t live without.

Happy Valentine’s day!

Xoxo Gertrude


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