1. The buttons / Lederhosen Combo. Come on, who wears that anymore!
2. The insipid over-confident grin, just want to wipe that off your face
3. The stupid sexy Christmas jumper you wore last year
4. Your cheerful attitude no matter who just died on my favourite TV show
5. The ‘hilarious’ practical jokes you play on people all the time
6. The way you made me feel like we were gonna have the perfect gingerbread family, and then I saw you cozy up to Fizzy from Accounting in the oven. “But Honey, I was just on the wrong tray at the wrong time, I swear she was totally rising onto me”
7. The complacency with which you have just accepted your Dad-bod
8. The embarrassing seasonal novelty hats
9. The fact that you take hours in the bathroom on hell knows what
10. I mean - the dancing
And yet. There is just something about you silly little man that I just can’t live without.
Happy Valentine’s day!
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